Saturday, September 27, 2008


paradox

Today lesson is about paradox, it is something like one question which has two correct wers. Example like A male barber in a village claims he shaves every adult male villager who does not shave himself. He himself is an adult male and the only barber who lives in the village. Does the barber shave himself?
Stupid question right?? Don’t know why Rp teach us this entire thing, does it help us in future??HaHaHaHa

There is one more fun question;
One day a father and a son have a car accident, the father was dead after the car accident straight. But the son was injures and send to the nearest hospital. He needs a surgical operation immediate, but the doctor can’t do it, because it was the doctor son.

Blur right????

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What came to your mind? The father came back alive?? Or the father is not the real father???
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Answer: The doctor is the son mother
♥ I love Balls 12:34 AM

Thursday, September 25, 2008


China milk



Dear friend, China has said 53,000 children have been sickened by milk contaminated with the industrial chemical melamine, which is normally used to make plastics.so DON"T DRINK CHINA MILK.

My dear friends, please don't consume your girlfriend milk, if they are "Made in china". I don't wish to lose a friend just because by drinking milk.

♥ I love Balls 3:33 PM

Tuesday, September 23, 2008


Last sunday went to interview in town, stupid regina say the pay is $10 per hour and say till like very easy, end up the job is selling thing to client, so we need to meet client and talk talk. How am i going to sell with my this kind of face and my PERFEECT english ?? So end up wasting time going to town.


So after that when bugis to find the gay sean and E=MC2. (new name for you hor mei chian)
We went to eat pastamania, and keep taking picture.


After taking picture in there still not enough, we went out to take again.

♥ I love Balls 1:58 PM

Thursday, September 18, 2008


Rock climbing

I find that my CCA rock climbing is very dangerous, yesterday when we was doing lead climbing. For those who don't know what lead climbing that is, it is there are only ropes below you and you have to clip yourself onto the runners on the wall to stop you from falling at a great height or to the ground, but you still will fall. See the below picture, so high right, some more dangerous, alot of my friend got injured. One my friend hurt her finger, now don't know got break a not.hahaha some of them got rope burn on hand and leg, and one guy worst got rope burn on neck, so unluckly, they will sure have an ugly scar on their body. One of the worst case scenario was my friend fall all the way from the top of the wall, and luckly when he about to reach the ground the one who belay him hold on to the rope and break the fall, so he was not hurt. But he said that he was scared to death, hahaha.
Conclusion-Rock climbing is Dangerous, Don't try this at home. Fall for a realationship but not for a wall. HaHaHa^_^


♥ I love Balls 10:29 PM

Tuesday, September 16, 2008


Davinci code‏

There is a code behind it!! click on the image and then press Ctrl-A and the code will appear. Tell me if you see the code.
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Saturday, September 13, 2008


Victoria

Victoria have just blog about me, hahaha, gohttp://jellybeenie.livejournal.com/ and you will able to see what stupid thing she have blog about me.


Stupid victoria, blog so many bad thing about me, how am i gg to flirt other gal???HaHaHa



I am very gentle and do not use violence to anyone before, pls don't anyhow say ok?
My english now also very fluency and speak perfect english already.hahaha
If the stalker come find you, must tell me okay, i will sure tell him your nose, eyes, chin and almost the whole face is fake, and some part of your body too, because you went through surgery. spell correct a not? I will let him know the truth so that he will give up.hahah

next time take picture put smile with your mouth close ok??HaHaHaFirst day of math lesson, went to take picture around the school. Same group as you so unluckly, this lazy bump. Did not do anything useless freak.hahaha
Picture of the year!!

Still remember this???

Best picture we ever taken, right?

Sleeping during the talk, you this lazy gal. Maybe your that stalker won't follow you anymore after seeing this picture. You sure need to wear mask to school already, because my blog got around thousand plus viewer each day. HaHaHa:)

Ok lastly i will miss you too even i have many gal, :)HaHaHa. Don't forget about me also hor, when you have new friend. kk

♥ I love Balls 11:58 AM

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


New class W14J

My new class W14J, almost everyone i don't know. I become so not me, for the last few day i just sit down there and play game without talking. My mouth is so itchy, now then i know why god give us mouth for. In my class i become so gently and soft. I think the thought of everyone for me is like "I'm PUSSY". HaHaHaHa
Miss my old class mate W45A, even though you all are bunch of fools.

This gal want me to blog about her. See so act cute, u better blog about me also.

She is very unlucky, same class with one stalker. Dunno why the stalker like her also, no look, no body and no money. The stalker really no taste lar. Hope vickly don't kanna rape, take care.


♥ I love Balls 10:58 AM

Sunday, September 7, 2008


Math Equations

RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee =production

Dumb boss + smart employee =promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
♥ I love Balls 3:34 PM

Friday, September 5, 2008


Joke!

Why is making love so enjoyable ?

same like when you dig your nose with your fingermah !

Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

Of course woman lah !

When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ?

Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh??

Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?

Why is making love carried out in private ?

you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ??



Funny????
♥ I love Balls 12:16 PM